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    Kuritho got a reaction from Bacabab_ in Alioth Map on Website   
    Scope-creep.
    It wastes resources that could be used on more important things, like adding cat people into the game.
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    Kuritho reacted to facemywrath in "Star effect" working like light rays   
    Once you reach 2000kmph, you receive an aesthetic visual affect similar to the warping affect in star trek, where little lights fly by. But if you have a ship you can walk around in, those things end up INSIDE your SHIP and it's aNNOYING. They should work like light rays so that they are impeded by voxels or elements.
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    Kuritho reacted to Aaron Cain in Subscriptions and DAC's: Can You Afford Them?   
    Just loved your post. No comments, Brilliant!!! Keep up the good work!!!!
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    Kuritho reacted to DarkHorizon in Subscriptions and DAC's: Can You Afford Them?   
    In the time I've spent reading these forums, I see this topic come more than a handful of times on DAC's and DU's subscription system. It's something to be expected, a merchant goes "hey I got a nice product, pay me xyz dollars", then the consumer goes "how can I get this for the best value for my money?".
     
    This is a quite normal thought process. I think of it every time when looking at goods and their prices and especially before I check out my products. We value our money because we put time and effort into earning it, and want to maximize our potential with it.
     
    Our time on Earth is fairly limited. We'd much rather spend it doing the things we enjoy. Being among family and friends, playing a favorite game or watching a pleasurable TV show, producing something we know others will find value in, enjoying a good drink, or relaxing someplace nice.
     
    Our money is also fairly limited. Bills and utilities need to be paid, food stocked in the fridge, insurance for the car, books for the college student, the oldest child needs to borrow $20, again... the list goes on.
     
    The means with which we acquire said money is also relatively limited. Businesses are open certain hours, shifts are only so long, and our work is only so interesting before we must devote that remaining days time to the above mentioned.
     
    Insert Dual Universe.
     
    For those of you that are currently not in the Pre-Alpha tests, you've seen the videos (some more than once) and read the news, you're excited. Pre-Alpha testers are not only excited but are also able to experience this new game and bring some of their dreams to virtual life for others to enjoy.
     
    Mind, blown... Everything seems awesome until you meet "subscription" and "Dual Access Coupons". Upon closer inspection, this is, indeed, a subscription-based game... oh no...
     
    For those of us that have followed along for a while, we know that a subscription will fall somewhere around $10 to $13 a month, while DAC's will be a bit more expensive at $15 to $20 a month. Not a big deal right? For some, it isn't, but for others, it's a major hurdle. Maybe you've been a free2play player all your life and can't imagine the thought of paying, or perhaps you simply can't afford it.
     
    Well friends, hurdles are made for jumping over, sometimes three at a time. and jump we will...
     
    If you can't afford a months subscription time, let's dig into this thing called 'our life' and examine what we can do to afford a months worth of game time. 
     
    If you don't have time to read, I'll cut this all down to a paragraph for you at the very bottom of this post! 
     
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    First off, what is the difference between a subscription and a Dual Access Coupon? What even are they, to begin with?
     
    Have you ever been to a fair? For those who haven't, the rides are fun, and the food is more than questionable. From sugar overload to dipped in oil to stuff you've never seen before and never will again...
     
    How do you get access to that fair though? You can do two things:
     
    Buy an all-day wristband at the gate. Unlimited rides from now until closing time. One person only, or... Buy tickets. The ferris wheel is one ticket, bumper cars are two, etc. You can split it among friends.  
    You go for the wristband and wander in. At the fair, there are those booths filled with games that are statistically near improbable to win but among the prizes, you notice that there are tickets, with a grand prize being a roll of 1000 tickets. With some time, you luck out and score that 1000 ticket roll but you have an all-day pass, what do you do with it?
     
    You sell it to the kids that need more tickets and make back what you paid for on your all-day pass.
     
    Short analogy, lets work with it...
     
    All new accounts will start with a free trial. Think of this as being outside the fair, yet still able to see all the rides that are inside. You can enter the game environment and get an idea of what you can do inside of it, but there are limits like skill restrictions, construct sizes and the number of elements that can be placed for example. You can see the rides, you just can't ride them.
     
    In Dual Universe, let's say that this all day wristband is the subscription that you buy from the gatekeeper, NovaQuark. It's yours and can not be taken from you in-game. You get thirty days to play, after which your subscription will end and you can either pay for another month or end up unable to play.
     
    Dual Access Coupons are like the tickets. You can also get them from NovaQuark and spend them in the game environment however you like. Be it hiring out another players services, using it to fund your own time, or you could give it to a friend. If you put in your own services into the in-game environment, you can get paid in DAC's as well. Since DAC's are not as secure as a subscription and present as an item in the game, you also run the risk of having them taken from you with force by another player.
     
    You can buy a subscription, pay for the game, and be perfectly fine. You can also buy Dual Access Coupons or earn them inside the game to also pay for your game. Both achieve the same goal, but what's the difference?
     
    A subscription is purchased from NovaQuark and tied to you, it can't be taken in-game, and it can't be sold in-game. A Dual Access Coupon can also be purchased from NovaQuark, unlike with a subscription, however, it is only associated with you. What this means is that the DAC can be stolen from you in the game since it is an in-game item. It can be purchased in-game from another player, and likewise sold as well.  
    Now that we've defined what a subscription and DAC is, as well as the differences between them, let's go about discussing how we can pay for our game time.
     
    Since DAC's are more versatile, in-game items, I will be referencing them in the place of subscriptions. Be sure to also keep in mind that DAC's are a few dollars more expensive than a subscription.
     
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    Let's assume for simplicity sake that a single DAC is $15 and expand it over a years time.
    $15 x 12 = $180
     
    Starbucks ---
    Caffe Latte  -  Tall (Small)  -  $2.95
    $3 x 5 days = $15
    15 x 4 weeks = $60/month --- Not including saved gas money
    or
    1/3rd of a year's DACs
     
    Now that you lasted a month, maybe you want to cut Starbucks out of your life entirely?
     
    $60/month x 12 months = $720
    720/180 = ...
    4 years of DAC's
     
    Dropping your coffee habit alone could pay for a year of time playing Dual Universe, AND that of three friends! 
     
    Xbox Live ---
    12mo = $60 or 1mo x 12 = $120
    or
    1/3rd to 2/3rds of a years DACs
     
    No job ---
    If you don't want to give up your console gaming and aren't old enough to hold a job, go shovel snow, rake yards, mow lawns, wash cars, trim bushes etc. $60 is a good weekends worth of work, it's also good exercise too!
     
    Additionally, if you're still a kid and you get an allowance from your parents, you are now on my hit-list because I never got one and I'm super duper jealous of those that do. You can put that towards your subscription.
     
    If you get paid for doing chores around the house, you are also on my hit-list because I never got paid for doing chores, insanity I say! A roof over my head, food in my stomach, and clothes on my back were payment enough. 
     
    Now, if you can hold a job...
     
    Yes job ---
    How long would you have to work to fund a year's worth of gameplay? Not as much as you might think...
     
    Not including tips or lunch breaks ---
    180 / 7.25 (US federal minimum wage) = ~25 working hours or just over three days at eight hours/day
    180 / 10 = 18 working hours or a little over two days
    180 / 15 (some state-mandated minimum wages) = 12 working hours, a day and a half's work, or for some, an all-day shift 
     
    Phone plan ---
    If you have a phone payment plan through a major wireless carrier, you are messing up, hardcore! Consider looking at a non-major wireless carrier and you could save big.
    Verizon: 4 lines - Unlimited talk, text, data, high quality streaming for $160/mo = $1920/yr
    *MintSim: 1 line - Unlimited talk, text 10G high-speed data (per mo) then unlimited throttled - $25/mo (if purchasing 1yr bulk package = $300/yr) x 4 lines = $100/mo = $1200/yr
    4 lines on MintSim over 4 lines on Verizion makes for a savings of $720/year
    4 years of DACs
     
    *This is strictly for comparative purposes, I do advocate nor am I paid to on behalf of MintSim, this is strictly for comparison reasons, please don't hurt me.
    **MintSim runs on the T-Mobile network so you may or may not have coverage in your area.
     
    Cable TV ---
    I can only compare this to myself so bear with me.
     
    Basic Cable = 20 channels = $20/mo
    12mo = $300/yr
    TV antenna + coax cable = 9 channels + 6 sub-channels
    $40 - one time cost until something breaks
     
    Money saved on TV each month could easily pay for your DACs if you're on a limited TV plan or live in a metro area with lots of TV antennas.
     
    If you're interested in this, the US FCC has a barebones guide on antennas in your area with only a zip code needed. Of course, this all depends on your immediate controllable environment like the antenna location+height vs trees, other buildings, and things more or less out of your control like a mountain between you and the antennas or living down in a valley, even the weather can be against you. Renters might want to check their building codes when mounting an antenna on the roof or on a mast.
     
    College Books ---
    If you're buying them outright (from your college bookstore) and not renting them (also bookstore) that's also another issue... Get them, and rent them online, the savings can be massive!
     
    Abnormal Psychology 8thEd - Oltmanns and Emery
    College bookstore: $278
    Amazon: $247 (purchased, new)
    Amazon: $35 (rented)
    Amazon: $10 (purchased, new, international edition)
     
    Savings of $268 off one book for one semester 
    17.5 months of DAC 
     
    Bigwords is personally recommended for their comparison services.
     
    Transportation to and from college ---
    Let say you live in a modest town of and college is all the way across town so you drive five miles like I would have to do every weekday, then five miles back home.
    Your car gets 30mi/gal on an 8gal tank. 240 miles per tank.
    Gas = $2.55 for the state of North Dakota
    One tank = $20.40
    Your car can make 22 round-trips + 1 for stop/go + 1 for gas if it's strictly for this use. 
     
    Most colleges will offer students a free or discounted pass on public transportation. Let's say that isn't offered and you're stuck paying regular fares. My local bus service charges $1.50/ride for an adult without a student ID, and rides are free with their ID. In this case:
    $1.50 x 2 rides/day x 22 round-trips = $66
    One tank = $22.40
     
    In this case, driving yourself is more economical than riding the bus.  A trip to campus from home for me is 30 minutes so I spend an hour on transportation each day. So considering my student pass makes transportation free, it becomes a value question? What do you value more, your time, or your money?
     
    Don't forget that a vehicle needs to be insured so that costs additional money and there are so many variables I won't even bother spelling it out but it is worth remembering.
     
    Savings of $43.60 if you drive as opposed to riding the bus
    2.75 months of DACs
     
    $66 not spent if you can ride for free
    4 months of DACs
     
     
    Mobile Options ---
    Yes, you can use your phone to make money.
     
    Some will pay you for installing and trying out various apps. Maybe you have to install it and have a look around, or perhaps you have to achieve a particular objective or rise up to a specific level?
     
    Others will pay you to view ads. I'm only familiar with ones that show lock screen ads which only take a fraction of a second to slide away, but there might be other options available too.
     
    If you have an Android (not sure about iPhones) and haven't heard, Google Opinion Rewards is a great place to start. The only catch is that you can only spend your credit in the Google Play store.
     
     
    Digital Currency Mining ---
    I have absolutely no experience in this so forgive me if this is short.
     
    By now I'm pretty sure that everyone and their mum have heard of the Bitcoin. If you haven't, what kind of rock have you been living under and can I get one too?
     
    Aside from the Bitcoin, there are various other coins out there that hold "value" and are obtained through a process of "mining". Mining involves crunching numbers and verifying the results. This can be a slow process although it can be sped up with more powerful hardware that if bought for the sole purpose of mining, brings the process of Return on Investment (RoI) into play.
     
    For individuals, this could be a zero-sum game.
     
    While Bitcoin has increased in value over the years, so has the difficulty in mining. Basically, where you could score say once every hour a couple years ago, you'd be lucky today to do so every week, month, quarter, I really don't know. Additionally, more people are mining the currency so that ups the factor now that the Bitcoin pie is being split among more people.
     
    Aside from paying off your RoI which could take months, there is also the cost of electricity you need to consider. Sure you could be mining coins, but that money might just be going to your electric company in exchange for the additional power you are consuming from running your equipment 24/7. Not to mention any applicable wear and tear associated with the constant use or pushing your components beyond safe limits.
     
    Lets also not forget to talk about the climate that's around you. Since your components need to be kept cool in order for them to work, if you can pull in cool air and exhaust out hot air, you'll be peachy. If you're pulling in already warm air, however, your cooling setup will need to work a lot harder to keep your components from overheating which again you'll also need to consider your electric prices.
     
    Did I also mention that you are competing against warehouses of GPU's and CPUs (that sometimes catch fire)?
     
    It should also not need mentioning that digital currency is extremely volatile. Indeed, something that might be worth $20,000 one day, might easily be half that the next.
     
     
    Above all, digital currency is a gamble, not an investment.
     
    That said, there are various digital currencies that can be mined through CPU's and GPU's, although I recently (3/27) just heard about a new currency, Burstcoin, that can be mined using your digital storage devices. If you're so inclined, it might be something worth looking into.
     
     
    Work in-game ---
    If none of the above is an option and you have a good deal of spare time on your hands, do some work in the in-game economy. Let me explain how this works:
     
    There are often two types of people: Those who have a lot of money but not much time, and those who have a lot of time but not much money.
     
    Someone will buy a handful of DAC's and exchange them for Quanta, you put in some work and after being paid for your work, you can then use that Quanta to turn around purchase your DAC's in the game environment and be set for another 30 days.
     
    Mine, refine, haul, build, design.
     
    The only limit to the possibilities is you.
     
     
    Not enough in-game time, no outside money ---
     
    What kind of pickle are we in here? A big, juicy, fat one. Let it be known on the record, I hate pickles...
     
    You have plenty of online and mobile options to choose from but be wary, these can be fairly hit-and-miss. From having a minimum required balance to withdraw to not being able to withdraw in your desired method, these are only the start of your issues.
     
    "Get Paid To..." websites are exactly what they sound like. You'll be paid for various things like giving your opinion on surveys, watching videos, and completing tasks. The greatest source of income can be had through purchasing sample packs or getting an item for a discount on the basis that you get a few extra dollars in return (spend 5, get 7).
     
    Depending on the website and activity you choose, however, you could be fraught with risks. Are you comfortable with giving your demographics to surveys so they can confirm or deny your participation based on their desire to hear from a subset of people (male, 30s, part-time job, birthday, college educated, married, etc), do you trust your credit card details online in exchange for sample products? 
     
    A couple of other risks entail spam. Although I had received very little spam in my email inbox prior, that certainly ticked up after I started earning through this method. I haven't received any physical spam in the mailbox, but it's been years since I used this service so things may have changed.
     
    Additionally, if you truly value your time, this might not be the best option. While doing surveys, I can not tell you how many times I was booted at the very end because the survey reached their participation goal, my demographics were undesirable, or a question I answered had screened me out. Having spent, in some cases 30 minutes, it is very rage inducing. The fact that you may not even get a few cents in compensation for your time that is now wasted is one major reason why I would not endorse this, although being a teenager with no income, I muscled through.
     
    I could go at this activity all day and sometimes not even break a dollar, although, on a good day when I was blessed by the gods, $10 was mine for the taking. Of course, if you have a job then you'll be guaranteed payment for your time, whereas here, you obviously have no such thing which is one of the reasons why you won't find me doing this.
     
    All that said, I consider myself a personal success story, having earned almost $600 in the time I spent doing this which I think is no small feat, although there are some who have gone on to earn thousands (yes, plural) over an extended period of time.
    https://snag.gy/tbLmMC.jpg 
     
    If you recognize this website, please do not speak of it by name. I broke away after they implemented their 3-month timeout mechanism that locks your earnings which I wholly protest, so I can not, and will not endorse them. Yes, this is one such feature you might have to put up with...
     
    I won't promote any single site by name but if you google around, finding one should not be an issue.
     
    With all this in mind, this really is a last-ditch effort which is why I have moved this to the bottom of the stack.
     
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    Now, this is all strictly an example, it obviously won't fit everyone.
     
    There are so many things you can either do without or adjust your spending on when it comes to saving money that it really is a no-brainer when it comes to paying for your game time. Sure when you look at $120 to $180, it can be a big number all by itself, but when you do a bunch of small things over the course of time, it really starts to add up. Hey, isn't that a saying somewhere? 
     
    Why do I bring this up when $10 isn't a big deal like I said in the intro? Because it is a big deal.
     
    Again, little savings do add up over time when compared to societies current habit of spend spend spend, swipe swipe swipe. 
     
    Do you really need to go out for dinner every other night at the corner restaurant when a homemade meal can cost a fraction of that and still take just as much time to prepare as it would driving to the restaurant and waiting?
     
    Do you really need that thousand dollar iPhone when your current model is just fine? Need more storage, buy an SD card or use the cloud. Need more battery life, buy a power pack. Need a faster phone, drop Apple and take a bite out of a $480 OnePlus5, it's got six gigs of ram and SD 435 for its CPU. Yeah, that's right, it's an android. Bite me you expensive fruit, cheap candy is the way to go! 
     
    Yeah, it's nice to splurge those savings on something once in a while when you feel like you deserve it, case-in-point, I'm a ruby founder.
     
    Also, pay with cash over using a credit card, it's an easy way to visualize how much you're actually spending in between paychecks.
     
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    In closing, yes, you can afford a DAC, you can afford tons of them, you just don't know how to do so. Luckily now you do.
     
    These few examples are just ones I pulled off the top of my head that I have either seen or experience in my personal life, I'm sure folks can come up with so much more to add here so I'll just leave it at that to get you started! 
     
    Please suggest something and I'll add it to this post!
     
    Hope this helped!  
     
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    If you skipped all the way to the bottom and didn't bother to read everything I laboriously took the time to write, here's what you can do to afford your Dual Universe subscription.
     
    Cut out Starbucks, stop playing on Xbox Live, mow lawns, wash cars, shovel driveways, re-evaluate your phone and cable TV plans, rent your college books online, consider using public transportation to and from college if your pass makes it free to do so, do some in-game work, or consider looking for ways to make money doing things online.
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    Kuritho got a reaction from CoachWIlly in New Genesis Creation Lore   
    Here's a truthful TLDR:
    I love myself so much I created an entire fictional pseudo-religion to love myself even more.
    Did I mention how I love myself?
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    Kuritho got a reaction from WhiteMeat in A new era begins   
    Welcome to Hell!
    You may be wondering the following things:
    "There's an afterlife, and I'm in Hell?"
    "WHAT THE FUCK I'M CHRISTIAN!"
    "Huh. It's an upgrade from Florida."
    You're actually in Heaven. We needed to rebrand after somebody (Hallow's Eve, anybody?) decided to keep it Halloween for a bit too long (about 17 million years, give or take) and the people here were so accustomed that we decided to become Hell.
    We still got the all the stuff as "old boring Heaven", except Halloween themed.
    By the way, there is no Hell. That'd be a Class-A asshole move.
     
    Archangel Versai, at your service. Within reason.
     
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    Kuritho got a reaction from DecoyGoatBomb in Dads of DU   
    If someone starts an argument inside of your group, would it be a "Daddy Issue"?
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    Kuritho got a reaction from DecoyGoatBomb in Physical financial securities   
    Two words: scope creep.
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    Kuritho reacted to Silmerias in [FROG] FrogSwarm (French)   
    Dear community,
     
    Since we lost all interest in it, FrogSwarm is leaving Dual Universe.
     
    From our point of view, the direction of the game design is unfortunately going the wrong way. Ships that you have made for days will not re-spawn after a being destroyed and you'll loose everything. PvP in the game is unfair, we were looking for a 100% safe universe to be able to peacefully mine ORE or explore, but not to be griefed in a non consensual PvP turn. Griefing should never be allowed in a game like this, this is harassment to players and these people should never have the right to annoy anyone, because players behind the screen are real people and they are suffering actions like destroying their ships.
     
    Enough is enough, we are going back on our old roots : Eve Online and World of Tank Classic.
     
    Have fun in the game.
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    Kuritho got a reaction from SimonVolcanov in The Eldritch Nation - Recruitment Thread   
    I was in my bedroom, playing video games.
    No regrets.
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    Kuritho got a reaction from Vyz Ejstu in [Still Non-Canon] A Happy Library (moved)   
    -Moved to different location
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    Kuritho reacted to _Kiwi_ in DU, is it playable effective solo/in small groups?   
    It is always possible for a small group to compete with a larger group. Case in point the siege of c-j6 in eve online https://www.polygon.com/2016/4/5/11346848/the-true-history-of-eve-online-empires-of-eve-andrew-groen
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    Kuritho reacted to LokiOdinsson in DU, is it playable effective solo/in small groups?   
    Wow, so much venom from the peanut gallery, guy was just asking a clarifying question and you all jump down his throat lecturing about "real life" and being a human?  Possibly you'll be wanting to self reflect and see to your own particular issues before berating others?
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    Kuritho reacted to Lethys in Pharmaceutical Industry and the benefits from it!   
    +1 for drugs and medikits. We also need e peen boosts ofc....
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    Kuritho got a reaction from Jet in Product URL   
    *starts furiously rick-rolling every ship*
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    Kuritho reacted to Mod-Merwyn in Food and Water   
    TLDR: locking necro thread.
     
    Actually, the first necroposter is OldingDaGrund.
    @OldingDaGrund, please have a look at the forum rules, especially " Necroposting on old threads (unpinned threads in which the last reply is older than 2 months). ". @unown006, your posts would be a lot easier to read if you don't quote a wall of text each time. Also note that posting several messages in a thread instead of one bigger one may be seen as posts count boosting. @Everyone, please don't reply to necroposts, this will not solve the problem. Just report them to ask moderators to lock the thread. Mentioning moderator(s) is not the way to go (first, reports are read by all moderators and CMs - second, reports are easier to review) Thread cleaned and locked to prevent further posts.
     
    ~ Merwyn
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    Kuritho got a reaction from Jet in Smoke and Flares   
    "Hello, ladies and gentlemen. You know what you're here for today, right? This company is two generations over... ten thousand years?"
    The audience softly chuckles, but their eyes are still focused on her, the woman with the spotlight. A living legacy.
    "Today, I present to you... Over ten thousand years of work into a single product to make sure, well frankly, you get your shit together."
    The audience laughs a bit harder, some of them trying to focus on the tiny little clearish box, while the smarter look at the huge holo-projector behind Lisa Brennan-Jobs.
    "Now with full VR-dive, so you get to experience even more worlds away from yours." Lisa says, but the audience doesn't laugh at it. She wonders if she should explain it, but she decides not to.
    "The iPhone XV, starting at just 599 quanta. No headphone jacks, because your mind is the jack." She says, as she throws the phone on the floor, yet it doesn't shatter. Just a soft thud.
    Some workers bring over a vat of acid, and she picks the phone up and drops it in. A few drops go airborne and sizzle on the floor. Afterwards, she heats the phone to several hundred degrees centigrade.
    She puts on some gloves because it is still acid. The phone is invincible, not her.
    She of course orders a pizza from some historical site (an area to remember somebody called Papa Johns, a cultural beacon. The pizza has been adjusted for authenticity).
    "100% protection, 100% of the time. You break it, we buy it for you." She says, as smoke pours into the stage. Disappearing onto the stage, the crowd stands and applauds.
     
     
    Verdict: yes. We want smokes and flares. I want to be able to rock in, and show my damn stuff.
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    Kuritho got a reaction from Lethys in [Non-Canon] Don't touch that.   
    -TRY 1
    "Don't touch that," the merchant warned as my hand neared the intricately designed sphere, with the cobalt-blue metal reflecting everything. "A priceless artifact from Earth," he continued, slightly annoyed that I didn't ask why.
    Obviously, I tried to grab it. Even inches away and through my gloved hands, I could feel the cold of the metal.
    The merchant, with all of his bionics and computer systems wired into him, knew this before I even came here. His gun was already in his hand under the counter and shot a slug of superheated plasma.
    -TRY 7
    "Don't touch that," the merchant warned, and I immediately retracted my hand. He was a bit surprised and assumed his normal slightly-too-perfect smile. I wandered around the shop for other details I could glean. Dr. Chenski is literally going to murder me a million times if I don't do this, as he thinks cheating in a casual game of poker with "high" bets is unacceptable. Hard-ass.
    I'm wondering why such a high-class trader is on such a deadbeat research planet. The fruit here is to die for, but you can always export it. He's probably here to smuggle some illegal technology.
    Speaking of illegal technology, have you ever heard of a multiversal groundhog day device? That was the bet Dr. Chenski put in, as he was completely certain he'd win. He then figured out I won. And here we are, stealing an artifact older than anybody alive.
    I walked back to the device and asked what was so useful about it.
    "This 'just a damn sphere' you speak of contains all human records of a continent called 'Oo-star-lie-a.' That information is worth fighting wars over." He answered, proud of the fact. He took a sip of a drink that was just asking to be poisoned which gave me a rather nefarious idea.
    -TRY 8
    A few hours earlier, I was surveying the area. I wondered where he even got the drink from, but I have all the time in the universe to find out. I saw him setting up his shop with a tent made of polished metal and white sheets, putting down a cup of something. I would tell you the several hours of boring waiting, but that doesn't deserve to be in the story journals of the legendary Yamada! As he is helping out another customer, I slip a paralytic agent into his drink that smelled faintly of citrus. There is no way this plan could fail, as it was foolproof.
    -TRY 16
    Apparently, his bionics detected the poison. That's embarrassing.
    New plan: hack into his systems and turn off the bionics. It's genius, completely fail-proof.
    -TRY 917
    I cannot hack. At all. I resorted to pressing random buttons and hoping they'd work- why? Why did I force myself to do this?
    Wait.
    I just had a completely, 100% foolproof idea that has no chance of failing. I fucking shot him. Then just took the artifact. Whatever, I did it on the first try which is quite impressive even for the legendary Yamada.
    -TRY 3059
    Have you ever tried to play one of those ancient video games from Earth? There was something called "save-scumming," and I am definitely doing that right now. Have you ever murdered a galaxy-renown merchant who just so happens to keep such a dumb grudge? No? Just me? Well, trust me when I say this: it sucks. Constantly being on the run where you can't even take time to smell the roses or snort the drugs is no way to live. I want you to know I love you, but it all just has to end. I cannot live like this.
    -TRY 3060
    Well, you can't suicide.
    I'm just going to let Chenski do whatever he wants. I can deal with that, probably.
    Update: Dr. Chenski says he was joking. He gave me a defective device that somehow worked, allowed me to install that defective device, and let me use the defective device to steal something from a merchant. Fuck you, Chenski.
    This is the legendary Yamada signing out.
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    Kuritho reacted to Croomar in Objective Driveyards leadership recruitment   
    We have received multiple applications and the spot for Head of Exploration has been reserved until we have interviewed all applicants. The OP has been updated accordingly.

    Additionally, thanks to everyone who has sent in their supportive messages on the forums and Discord. We were pleasantly surprised to see this kind of encouragement from members of every corner of the DU community. ??
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    Kuritho reacted to TheSpartanCast in Dual Insider - News, Interviews, and more!   
    While your passion is admirable, the video is an advertisement for Meridian Jumpworks. It's not trying to pass those ships off as being from DU, it's just an exciting video that aims to increase recruitment for the organization. You'll be hard-pressed to find many organization adverts or promos that actually use DU ships; mainly because the NDA stops us from "showing off" cool-looking ships (that NQ hasn't publicly shown that is). Unless you're trolling of course, in which case ya got me.
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    Kuritho reacted to Croomar in Objective Driveyards leadership recruitment   
    Objective Driveyards [ODY] has a particular management structure that forsees to regularly replace members in management and leadership roles to keep up a quality standard, lessen stress on individuals selected for these roles and ensure the corresponding activites to be handled sufficiently and regularly developed further. In an evolving world and community like Dual Universe, you need to stay dynamic and adapt to situations at hand.
    Due to the restrictions with real life and the natural process of varying interest and motivation in a single game for most players, the vast majority of leadership roles in ODY are temporary.

    The active line-up of ODY members can't always fill these management roles to a satisfactory degree.  For this reason, we are opening the positions in question up to people from outside our corporate-state. This means that you can be recruited into ODY and put into a leadership position right away - for many people, exactly what they want and for us an opportunity to expand our roster of talented and dedicated individuals. 

    What you should know about Objective Driveyards

    What requirements do we have for leadership recruitment?


    What we offer you




    Currently available positions
    You can apply to the following positions:
     
    Objective Dynamics: Head of the Design Academy

    How to apply
    As you need to be recruited into ODY first, the regular recruitment process applies. Send us a written application on our website and join our Discord server and we'll move from there.
    Naturally, you can contact us at any point before that. Ask your questions in the topic, as personal message on the forums or on Discord. We'd love to have a chat with you.
     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
     
    This post is updated regularly
    Last update: 14th February 2019
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    Kuritho got a reaction from Borb_1 in Resources   
    Corvus tells some great points.
    You can travel the planet's 60km circumference in less than 15 minutes with just ordinary airplane speeds.
    You can create high-powered ore detectors that will strip a planet of all its natural resources in a short amount of time.
     
    But let's face it, DU wants to mimic reality a bit. We will create massive farms for renewable resources such as bioplastics and mine asteroids for resources instead, and organizations will protect the land's natural beauty or do massive terraforming projects that will be heavily defended. Until DU adds these mechanics inevitably, there will be resource problems.
     
    But hey, it's just an alpha.
     
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    Kuritho reacted to Aaron Cain in We need bigger profile pictures.   
    I agree with you!!!! I want to add the complete franxx i'm currently residing in  and this small box is just too......small
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    Kuritho got a reaction from Aaron Cain in Wishlist of Eccentric Systems   
    An arctic planet that used to be an ocean planet; the only place you can even think about inhabiting are the interesting caves formed because of the lunar tides pushing and shifting the ice over millennia, with the geothermal vents occasionally cracking the planet with bubbles of gas under extreme pressure.. It teems with alien organic life in these caves, with the few weak geothermal vents allowing these things to grow around. These spots are an oasis for life.
    On the surface, raging and frigid winds force anybody who was brave enough to not immediately go to the caves to reconsider. The winds throw giant icicles around as if it were dust, piercing metal and flesh with unnerving ease.
    So why would you go to this planet? Perhaps you're interesting in the surprising lack of hostile creatures, or want to export the mineral-rich water after processing to make some easy money. But this planet was built like a fortress, and it'd be near impossible to find somebody if you didn't have a map. Maybe that's why you want to manufacture questionable medication, or perhaps you're interested in the research you want absolutely nobody to know except you and your researchers.
    Now, why is this place an arctic planet? Because the icy atmosphere reflects almost all heat like a sparkling jewel in the cosmos. How it got this icy atmosphere is a mystery that nobody knows.
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    Kuritho got a reaction from ParagonExploiter in [NON-CANON] "Generally Bad Idea"   
    Hello folks! It's one of your Directors, John Arby.
    If a Director has directed you towards this, you probably thought of a "Generally Bad Idea". Depending on severity, you may find a sudden lack of will to live if you have been executed.
    You may be wondering, "What is a Generally Bad Idea?"
    In order to have a GBI, it must follow at least two (2) of this criteria:
     1.) It is potentially lethal to SYN's workforce. It gets upgraded to an RFBI (defined later).
     2.) It can cause undue harm to SYN's workforce or workplace.
     3.) It can cause legal problems, which can be upgraded to a "Really Fucking Bad Idea", or a RFBI for short. The acronym was purposely chosen that way because it get's the FBI to our place.
     4.) It can cause social harm, such as a revolt.
     5.) It is cost-ineffective and will cause losses.
     6.) It can cause mass-harm to the public. (Please read Section V54-Sub 7 for a definition and thresholds.)
     7.) It benefits enemies, whether directly or indirectly. Execution may follow.
     8.) It can cause unsavory public presence.
    If you find a GBI, please report it to your supervisor.
     
    Here's a list of things to do if you think of a GBI or a RFBI.
     1.) Don't do that idea.
     2.) Do not copulate. Doing so may result in being summarily execution for both parties.
     3.) Do report yourself to a supervisor.
    This may be harsh, so please read and say aloud this sentence: "I pledge my soul to the SYNNERS, for they saved me, and I'll save others."
    If you do not feel a tingling in your skull, that'd be your implant malfunctioning. Report yourself to a supervisor.
     
    Have a nice day!
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