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Another forum game for us to spam our post count up on. For those that haven't played, rules are simple

 

There is a hill. For reasons unkown, everyone, including you, want it. So your job is to attempt to take over the hill.

 

1) You can use any method you want to take over the hill.

2) Try not to repeat what you've already done/what others have done.

3) Negate the defences of the previous King/Queen's hill before declearing ownership

 

I'm King of the Hill.

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I mine the asteroid and sell the minerals, amassing a small fortune. 

 

I then use that money to buy the land rights to the hill, and hire mercenaries to evict you.

 

I'm the King of the Hill now.

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I mine the asteroid and sell the minerals, amassing a small fortune. 

 

I then use that money to buy the land rights to the hill, and hire mercenaries to evict you.

 

I'm the King of the Hill now.

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Step 1) : Call in a tactical Hydrogan Bomb.

 

Step 2) : Find a new hill.

 

Step 3) : Repeat the process until there's no Hill left to King over.

stand on a hill created by the craters of the blast, I am now the king of the hill

 

edit: you also run out of fission/fusion material, no more bombs

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stand on a hill created by the craters of the blast, I am now the king of the hill

 

edit: you also run out of fission/fusion material, no more bombs

Nope. By that point I'll have eliminated al lthe competition, so there won't be a need for any further bombs, so it's win-win.

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Time Travel? I'm The Captain, 102617454th cousin to The Doctor. I am King of the Hill by default.

I was thinking that number was somehow mathematically significant, damn you twerk!

 

I hack the simulated reality we live in to make you exist no longer!

 

I also hack in a throne on the hill, sit on it, and become the King of the Hill.

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I pull the plug of your internet. Leaving you lost in the misleading virtual reality you think you exist in. 

 

Breaking your servers, I leave you in a loop of deep sleep. 

 

All that's done, I assume the lotus position on the craters of the hill.  

 

The wind blows gently under the grey sky.

 

Peace, be still. I am the King of the Hill.

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I pull the plug of your internet. Leaving you lost in the misleading virtual reality you think you exist in. 

 

Breaking your servers, I leave you in a loop of deep sleep. 

 

All that's done, I assume the lotus position on the craters of the hill.  

 

The wind blows gently under the grey sky.

 

Peace, be still. I am the King of the Hill.

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I achieve enlightenment through deep sleep and finally return to my 'real' body through realisation that this world is not real.

 

I walk up to the hill and sit beside you, free of unbalance.

 

I am now the watcher of the hill

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I achieve enlightenment through deep sleep and finally return to my 'real' body through realisation that this world is not real.

 

I walk up to the hill and sit beside you, free of unbalance.

 

I am now the watcher of the hill

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I wish for neither fame nor power. All life is held in balance. 

 

You are welcome, Watcher of the Hill. 

 

Let us both strive to keep the balance.

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I wish for neither fame nor power. All life is held in balance. 

 

You are welcome, Watcher of the Hill. 

 

Let us both strive to keep the balance.

"

 

I tickle your nose with a feather.

 

You sneeze.

 

You have lost your balance.

 

Aetherios fell down the hill.

 

I am now King of the Hill.

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I tickle your nose with a feather.

 

You sneeze.

 

You have lost your balance.

 

Aetherios fell down the hill.

 

I am now King of the Hill.

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Oh, my, my.  

 

I did say all life is held in balance, did I not? 

 

Well, balance means enough of shadows to stem the light. 

 

Enough of white to counter the black. 

 

I walk up to you, smiling gleefully and hurl you down the hill. 

 

But, I do not want the hill as much as I want you to achieve Zen. I jog down to you, and force you into the Lotus position. 

 

"Be quiet, child and learn." I tell you. 

 

"Let them fight each other to exhaustion, and then take the hill. Till then, young one, meditate!" 

 

I smack your back and meditate beside you: keeping a watchful eye on both you and the Watcher of the Hill. 

 

mrjacobean is the King of the Hill.

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Oh, my, my.  

 

I did say all life is held in balance, did I not? 

 

Well, balance means enough of shadows to stem the light. 

 

Enough of white to counter the black. 

 

I walk up to you, smiling gleefully and hurl you down the hill. 

 

But, I do not want the hill as much as I want you to achieve Zen. I jog down to you, and force you into the Lotus position. 

 

"Be quiet, child and learn." I tell you. 

 

"Let them fight each other to exhaustion, and then take the hill. Till then, young one, meditate!" 

 

I smack your back and meditate beside you: keeping a watchful eye on both you and the Watcher of the Hill. 

 

mrjacobean is the King of the Hill.

"

 

You are allergic to cats.

 

Astro the Cat God induces more sneezing.

 

I climb the hill to join mrjacobean.

 

We are Kings of the Hill.

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Ah, cats. Quite the contrary, I am not allergic to cats, but love them. 

 

I watch you both with a knowing smile. 

 

Every rose has its thorns.

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So everyone is just going to spam the shit out of the forums until we have something to play?  

 

There is no reward for top post count guys.  Just ask twerk.

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It's creative fun, Atmosp3rik and this kind of idea is quite common in Forums with a suitable number of creative people. 

 

We write awkward or interesting things and pass the ball. You are not required to write or participate in here, but a sentence or two will certainly not hurt anyone. 

 

The thread and the King of the Hill might get more complex, interesting or it might just fade out into obscurity. 

 

However, despite all you have noted, I would still like to see you add in here, whether or not you will, is up to you.

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I was thinking that number was somehow mathematically significant, damn you twerk!

 

I hack the simulated reality we live in to make you exist no longer!

 

I also hack in a throne on the hill, sit on it, and become the King of the Hill.

By the power of Greyskull, I become e-Man and I break the trone :|

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It's creative fun, Atmosp3rik and this kind of idea is quite common in Forums with a suitable number of creative people. 

 

We write awkward or interesting things and pass the ball. You are not required to write or participate in here, but a sentence or two will certainly not hurt anyone. 

 

The thread and the King of the Hill might get more complex, interesting or it might just fade out into obscurity. 

 

However, despite all you have noted, I would still like to see you add in here, whether or not you will, is up to you.

"

 

These games are fine.

 

It's the people abusing them and the rest of the forum that i'm talking about.

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These games are fine.

 

It's the people abusing them and the rest of the forum that i'm talking about.

 

The Kings of the Hill decrees that Atmosph3rik be exiled from the Kingdom of the Hill for high treason.

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Ah, cats. Quite the contrary, I am not allergic to cats, but love them. 

 

I watch you both with a knowing smile. 

 

Every rose has its thorns.

"

 

I send in my mighty war dogs to chase off the cats, their wards and their gods.

 

I am now King of the Hill.

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