Could that blob of text be considered out of context since we only see that single quote?
This is my take, the poster is a wannabe wordsmith with little to no finesse, he is trying to sound smart by making over complicated an long posts with little to no actual content, that doesn't make him a bad person, just obnoxious and looong winded to read/listen to. It might also suffer from "google" translate issues, it may have sounded better in french.
Self proclaimed intelligence, that rarely goes well.
DU is referred to in past tense, will they finally man up and close it.
3 new project, could be literally anything, company fishing trip to the job center, chess game med in ascii, hide money from IRS in other companies
wall of text disappoints for 9000 pointy over