FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 8, 2016 Monday, August 8th, 2016 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman because she was easy, but because I was hard!" 1 Anaximander reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anaximander 1813 Report post Posted August 8, 2016 Monday, August 8th, 2016 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman because she was easy, but because I was hard!" As inspiring as always, ey? 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UniversalG 69 Report post Posted August 9, 2016 god bless merica 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaSchiz 145 Report post Posted August 9, 2016 I have to admit, it made me chuckle 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybrex 988 Report post Posted August 9, 2016 Alright Frigo, where is the new quote for today. I have my coffee ready, but nothing entertaining to read here yet. 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 9, 2016 "Where's the fun in just 'killing' someone? " - Dr. Frigo Porco Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kongou 167 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Thats not.. potentially creepy or anything. Thank you porco for reminding me to always be cautious around the Nightclub 2 Ryoko227 and FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Thats not.. potentially creepy or anything. Thank you porco for reminding me to always be cautious around the Nightclub Have you visited the popular Buffalo Bill's Lotion Shop? 2 Cybrex and Xorkil reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyz Ejstu 568 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Have you visited the popular Buffalo Bill's Lotion Shop? "Careful...If anything happens to Neopolitan, Porcocorp will answer to the Cinderfall Syndicate. Have you ever been to Emberstone, Dr. Porco?" 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybrex 988 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Have you visited the popular Buffalo Bill's Lotion Shop? Ooo that's my favorite place to shop on the Citadel! Er, anyways.... 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 "Careful...If anything happens to Neopolitan, Porcocorp will answer to the Cinderfall Syndicate. Have you ever been to Emberstone, Dr. Porco?" It's a 5 star spa, Mr. Jame Gumb is a certified yoga instructor and level 3 Reiki. And plus, every guest signs a full waver. Emberstone? Is that a massage parlor in Pattaya, Thailand? Yes......great place!!!! Ask for Mindy. 1 GalloInfligo reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Ooo that's my favorite place to shop on the Citadel! Er, anyways.... 2 Ryoko227 and Cybrex reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 "So what? It's only a few billion people..." - Dr. Frigo Porco Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybrex 988 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 "So what? It's only a few billion people..." - Dr. Frigo Porco People? Or do you mean "experiments"? 1 Astrophil reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xorkil 25 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 People? Or do you mean "experiments"? I think he's nuking planets. =) 2 FrigoPorco and Cybrex reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybrex 988 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 I think he's nuking planets. =) Right. So he's experimenting on planets. 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 11, 2016 Right. So he's experimenting on planets. For the love of science and humanity! 1 Xorkil reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyz Ejstu 568 Report post Posted August 17, 2016 "So what? It's only a few billion people..." - Dr. Frigo Porco " I found this on Secret Service logs. Don't believe Dr. Frigo! "He's not telling the whole truth... We had a redacted discussion with certain other personalities (I would put myself and every other person that reads this in serious danger should I dare mention their names) in which Dr. Frigo Porco made it abundantly clear that a few billion experiments would not suffice for the test-run of the prototype. According to him, a few hundred trillions would barely suffice."--anonymous source. " 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilks Checkov 291 Report post Posted August 17, 2016 Intriguing - seemingly a large amounts of human rights violations are going on - the review board will have to take look at the case and perhaps place a warrant out for someones arrest. 1 FrigoPorco reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyz Ejstu 568 Report post Posted August 17, 2016 Intriguing - seemingly a large amounts of human rights violations are going on - the review board will have to take look at the case and perhaps place a warrant out for someones arrest. "Where would the...fun go? Without insane scientists, what happens to the Death Star/Shopping mall?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 19, 2016 Wow, everyone thinks I'm just going to order a bunch of assassinations and kill everyone involved in speaking or doing anything against me or Porcocorp.......ha ha hhhahahahahhahaha.....hehhehehehe...hahahhah.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrigoPorco 44 Report post Posted August 19, 2016 "Revenge is a dish best served with the heart of your enemy cooked in white wine sauce, shiitake mushrooms, and basil" - Dr. Frigo Porco 1 GalloInfligo reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamamushi 2132 Report post Posted August 19, 2016 Wow, everyone thinks I'm just going to order a bunch of assassinations and kill everyone involved in speaking or doing anything against me or Porcocorp.......ha ha hhhahahahahhahaha.....hehhehehehe...hahahhah.... In the next issue of Dual Universe Today: Confirmed: FrigoPorco orders assassinations on criminal elements threatening his businesses. 1 Vyz Ejstu reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyz Ejstu 568 Report post Posted August 19, 2016 In the next issue of Dual Universe Today: Confirmed: FrigoPorco orders assassinations on criminal elements threatening his businesses. "Thank you for warning me in advance!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ser_Aison -currently gone- 52 Report post Posted August 19, 2016 In the next issue of Dual Universe Today: Confirmed: FrigoPorco orders assassinations on criminal elements threatening his businesses. Uh oh i need bodyguards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
