ParagonExploiter Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 T "Well well. It would seem as though Aetherios has succeeded. Both he and the hill have vanished, but I know not to where. Let us hope that he may return, and bring us with him..." Turns out you were looking in the wrong place. I spot Aetherios with two more seconds till time up I kick him far away and pour 50 kg of Chloroform from my trusty sack into the Hill to make sure it dares not revolt against me. I pull out a mound of grass from my sack and hide myself under it from view as I see the counter hit 23:58:03. Oh boy. This had better lead to some Kyrium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderLouiz Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 T Turns out you were looking in the wrong place. I spot Aetherios with two more seconds till time up I kick him far away and pour 50 kg of Chloroform from my trusty sack into the Hill to make sure it dares not revolt against me. I pull out a mound of grass from my sack and hide myself under it from view as I see the counter hit 23:58:03. Oh boy. This had better lead to some Kyrium You must have accidentally sniffed some of that chloroform yourself. He'd been gone for four days before you posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melich Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Lets start anew! Its a wonderful sunny day and Im taking a stroll threw the forest. Suddenly a reach for a clearing and there it is! The hill with the perfect place to sit down an read a book. I start at my 100 page book. With a page so big it will take a day to read. Will I finish the book as the ruler of this hill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Lets start anew! Its a wonderful sunny day and Im taking a stroll threw the forest. Suddenly a reach for a clearing and there it is! The hill with the perfect place to sit down an read a book. I start at my 100 page book. With a page so big it will take a day to read. Will I finish the book as the ruler of this hill? No Necroposting is allowed. Every time a necropost happens, kittens die. Kuritho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEmpress Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Lets start anew! Its a wonderful sunny day and Im taking a stroll threw the forest. Suddenly a reach for a clearing and there it is! The hill with the perfect place to sit down an read a book. I start at my 100 page book. With a page so big it will take a day to read. Will I finish the book as the ruler of this hill? I sneak up behind you and push you down the hill. I brought my own book so I toss your book down the hill as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 But do you have a flagggggggg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melich Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I sneak up behind you and push you down the hill. I brought my own book so I toss your book down the hill as well. I stand up and dust of my clothes. Then casually walks back up the hill. Hit you in the head with my book and before checking if you dead or unconsious I starts reading again. Melich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melich Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I sneak up behind you and push you down the hill. I brought my own book so I toss your book down the hill as well. I stand up and dust of my clothes. Then casually walks back up the hill. Hit you in the head with my book and before checking if you dead or unconsious I starts reading again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEmpress Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I stand up and dust of my clothes. Then casually walks back up the hill. Hit you in the head with my book and before checking if you dead or unconsious I starts reading again. I dropkick you and then destroy your book. King of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParagonExploiter Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I smack you off the hill and drop my magnificent watchpost on top. I hoist my flag as well. I am King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I smack you off the hill and drop my magnificent watchpost on top. I hoist my flag as well. I am King of the Hill ParagonNecroposter Kuritho, Lord_Void and Zamarus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse913 Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Passes in front of the sun, blocking all light and heat! Watches everyone die. Floats to the throne put down by jacob. I am king of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begogian Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 By blocking the sun you put the world into an ice age causing the hill to ice over including you and the throne. I survive in an apocalypse shelter I built under my house Now the only one left, I drive an RV to the top I use a jackhammer to cut the iced throne and Eclipse913 from the hill and give you a small push leading to you sliding to the bottom I happily live in the RV atop the hill watching the SImpsons on my couch I Am the Lazy King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Void Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 I call your Mom and tell her you are watching the Simpsons. Enraged by your exposure to crass humor, she finds you and drags you off to ground you, ignoring your pleas of "but Mom, I'm an adult and you can't ground me!" I sit on the couch and channel check for something good to watch. Finding nothing, I decry the decline of American media and remember how much better it was in my day. I go back to watching the Simpsons. I am the King of the Hill. Begogian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 I setup a TV at the base of the hill and run the good TV shows of old, they draw you down to them. I climb the hill and sit upon the couch. I am the King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse913 Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 The ice surrounding my body melts I float back up the throne, throwing the RV in the general direction of prague I am king of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begogian Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 The ice surrounding my body melts I float back up the throne, throwing the RV in the general direction of prague I am king of the hill You never dis-throned Sketch You are not King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 You never dis-throned Sketch You are not King of the Hill He did, I was on the couch that was inside the RV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuritho Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 "Why..." I muttered. "Why..." It answered back at the complete mundaneness of the topic. Seriously tho, why dis topic? It's just to spam post-count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novarkian Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I cut the brake lines of the RV. The Rv rolls down the hill. I am now King of the Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse913 Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 "Why..." I muttered. "Why..." It answered back at the complete mundaneness of the topic. Seriously tho, why dis topic? It's just to spam post-count. The RV was always at the bottom of the hill Poisons Novarkian's wine and he falls off the throne. I am now King of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig92 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 The RV was always at the bottom of the hill Poisons Novarkian's wine and he falls off the throne. I am now King of the hill I call lord Vader. The ability to poison Novarkians is insignificant compared to the power of the force. Chokes you to death. Lord Vader is now king of the hill and the 501st legion kills anyone who tries to climb it. (ps. I think you quoted the wrong post Eclipse913.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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