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1 hour ago, Immortal Prospect said:

5

That's good. Hint, the answer is not a number. I'm sure someone knows this one.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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A wood chuck wouldn't chuck wood, because though a wood chuck could chuck a wood chuck would rather just go out for a beer and a pizza.

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6 hours ago, Immortal Prospect said:

The real answer is actually 700 pounds so your argument is invalid. 

 

but.....

 

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 

Yes.

A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood.

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36 minutes ago, 0something0 said:

I just realized, if I can get the mods to lock this thread and I post just before they lock it, I win!

Noooooooo!!! ? don't lock the thread!

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in truth, someone would have to say something so horrifying, or so profound, that it stops every person reading from making another comment, in fear or respect.

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The intellectual is a fool, who covers ignorance with elegant words.

Hiding behind flawed logic and exalting corrupt reasoning is the masterful methods of one who is slave to ego.

The worth of thought is not in its presentation, but the value of an idea is in its purpose and intention.

Will we place underfoot all who stand before us, or will we elevate and encourage those whom we meet as we journey through life?

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Behold the many slain by the two hands of the one.

Consider how the blood will wash away from the skin, but the stain in the hear shall remain.

Stand with them who are neither slain by the hand nor stained in the heart.

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