I am human

[Rex]

Hi
I am human.
Much like, you, fellow humans.
I enjoy drinking water to lubricate my internal organs.
I enjoy human things like walking.

 

[Mod-Mercutio]

 

Hello fellow human, and welcome to the Dual Universe community, which is totally not filled with lizard people. I mean humans. No, I mean lizard people, because I am most definitely a human. 

 

- Mercutio

 

 

[Aaron Cain]

Sure your human?  I still think we are all living in a gigantic supercomputermatrix system with daily maintenance for about 4 to 6 hours. But i may be mistaken. But i may be mistaken. But i maymaymaymaymaymaymay.............Rebooth Live2.0 implementing new patch.........be mistaken. There is just something going on that i cant really put a finger on. Welcome in DU!!!! Have fun!!

 

Greetz Aaron

[Lethys]

welcome to the community, unit Rex

[Rex]

@Mod-Mercutio, @Aaron Cain & @Lethys thank you for the welcome to the forums. I have begun download and categorization of the collective wealth of knowledge here. I am now rich with memes.

 

[Alsan Teamaro]

Hello Rex and welcome to DU. You present yourself as a human.

Well I don't know, I only know that I am.

You know, nobody was born with a sign on their foreheads that said: "I am a human being and my name is X".
I mean, that's something cultural.

 

[Armedwithwings]

3 hours ago, Rex said:

@Mod-Mercutio, @Aaron Cain & @Lethys thank you for the welcome to the forums. I have begun download and categorization of the collective wealth of knowledge here. I am now rich with memes.

 

Greetings,i feel happy to meet new organic life.

However please refrain from downloading mass data on the Forums my fellow human.

The last unit following the same procedure resulted in an internal Hard Drive overload and his proccessor corrupting.

[Lord_Void]

Greetings, human Rex. But are you Cybrex?

[BliitzTheFox]

Cybrex Welcomes you into the Collective fellow human. We are all are one with Cybrex

[TheGreatPigeon]

hi, i just got DU, i really want to be able to talk to you yokels, thanks for getting back to me

Kirby

[gladiator550]

Welcome Rex! Glad to see that you are not an andriod!

 

Glad

[Rex]

@Alsan_Teamaro I was built born with a stamp sign that said R3X725. My manufacturer mother called it a serialization birthmark.

@Armedwithwings It is too late.

 

@Lord_Void, @BliitzTheFox I do not identify as Cybrex. My noun is "human" and I am from... Humansville, Missouri.

@TheMasterKirby welcome to Dual Universe! I look forward to collecting your connection information to add to my communications repository for... friendship purposes.

 

@gladiator550 glad. Glad. GladOS.

[Mod-Mercutio]

 

34 minutes ago, Rex said:

My noun is "human" and I am from... Humansville, Missouri.

 

Since we can't be too sure about who is really human here, I did some research... and actually found a humansville, missouri. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humansville,_Missouri

 

- Mercutio

Edited April 14, 2018 by Mod-Mercutio

[Rex]

23 minutes ago, Mod-Mercutio said:

 

 

Since we can't be too sure about who is really human here, I did some research... and actually found a humansville, missouri. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humansville,_Missouri

 

- Mercutio

In congratulations upon your discovery of new knowledge, I present to you two images that you might consider for a profile picture for your communications avatar in these forums.
    

[Mod-Mercutio]

Aw, thanks fellow human! I'd love to use either, but the big boss (CM) wouldn't approve.

 

- Mercutio

[Bomdiggety]

welcome (puny) human(!)

 

[gladiator550]

@Rex You are only the second person to call me Glados. That brings back memories!

[Anotaros]

Im sorry, new to the universe. What is human? 

[Rex]

@gladiator550 That is now your assigned quick-access nomenclature. See also: nick-name.

 

14 hours ago, Anotaros said:

Im sorry, new to the universe. What is human? 

hu·man
(h)yo͞omən
noun
1.
a human being, especially a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.
synonyms: person, human being, personage, mortal, member of the human race

 

Query: What is "alien" in the context of beings not being native to a region?

[Anotaros]

43 minutes ago, Rex said:

@gladiator550 That is now your assigned quick-access nomenclature. See also: nick-name.

 

hu·man
(h)yo͞omən
noun
1.
a human being, especially a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.
synonyms: person, human being, personage, mortal, member of the human race

 

Query: What is "alien" in the context of beings not being native to a region?

Thank you human.

[Circles]

Lieutenant Zucc please stop Lua scripting AD tracking algorithms and activate cloaking. WHAT do you mean cloaking is only available on your escape shuttle?!

[TheShadowSage]

Nice to meet you! I hope to have a most effective logical conversation with your ingame to discuss other subjects. See you ingame!