Underhand Aerial Posted December 5, 2016 Posted December 5, 2016 " Why does everyone need to be classified as a hero or a villain? Some of us just want to survive...whatever the cost...does that make us villains? Oh, perhaps you'd want us to die, and make life easier for everyone...does that make us heroes? Survival makes man desperate, ruthless and smart. Leave and die on the other hand...makes man nothing...except dead. " Not bad ^^ Vyz Ejstu 1
Vyz Ejstu Posted December 5, 2016 Posted December 5, 2016 I want to live not just survive. " "Live." He says. I ponder the word, stirring waves in my morning coffee. "You must live, not just survive." He emphasises quietly, lost in the passing scenery of the world outside the restaurant. A truck passes, making the almost tranquil coffee shudder. Outside, there are screams and angry shouts. Some glasses shatter in the distance as the people in the restaurant hurriedly get up to leave. He stands to his feet, cold sweat making a path from his forehead. I hold his hand, refusing to let him escape. From the corner of my eye, I notice a man in a red jacket at the window. His left hand is stretched out, carrying a pistol. We're both going to die, Kurock. I smile grimly at the confused man while he demands that I release him. The mob grows closer. Finally, I ask him a very important question. "Live, you say? What is life?" The glass to my left shatters and the world turns black. "
Kurock Posted December 5, 2016 Posted December 5, 2016 Holy hand grenades, Batman! I am an angel with a shotgun and I will fight until this war's won. And I am tired of this fraking mob in my fraking restaurant.
Kurock Posted December 5, 2016 Posted December 5, 2016 Anyone won yet? I think Atherios won the best drama award
Vyz Ejstu Posted December 6, 2016 Posted December 6, 2016 " I was about to make another surreal post, before I considered the drama awards. Who is hosting it? Where is it being hosted? Most importantly, I demand free tickets. "
Vyz Ejstu Posted December 6, 2016 Posted December 6, 2016 If you get free tickets, can I have one? " For you, it'll be six, but if I gave the Lord of the void tickets, won't they just disappear? "
Lord_Void Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 " For you, it'll be six, but if I gave the Lord of the void tickets, won't they just disappear? " True. So many things get lost in the endless blackness of the void. That's why I am here to lord over it, to pluck back that which is lost. Vyz Ejstu 1
Arkanos Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 Lord_Void, you win! Oh, shoot. Lord_Void and Vyz Ejstu 2
Lord_Void Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 Oh man, that was a close one! Vyz Ejstu and Arkanos 2
Hades Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Lord_Void Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. Well ... If that is what I have to do to maintain my outlaw status .... *licks doorknob* For Evil!
Lethys Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 *joins in licking the knob* Something is wrong here....
Cybrex Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 This thread has the potential to become very... Erotic
Lord_Void Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 After a few google searches that I am not proud of, I can confirm that Rule 34 even applies to doorknobs .... *Washes mouth with soap*
Xeno Posted December 9, 2016 Posted December 9, 2016 I sure we all love some form of dirty its only natural
Cybrex Posted December 10, 2016 Posted December 10, 2016 Wh...what have I done? Everything you should have done.
Hades Posted December 10, 2016 Posted December 10, 2016 Got some weird results upon looking into "Tongue Doorknobs" Others, I'm afraid... are not safe for the forums :S Hades 1
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