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Why does everyone need to be classified as a hero or a villain? Some of us just want to survive...whatever the cost...does that make us villains? Oh, perhaps you'd want us to die, and make life easier for everyone...does that make us heroes? Survival makes man desperate, ruthless and smart. Leave and die on the other hand...makes man nothing...except dead.

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Not bad ^^

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I want to live not just survive.

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"Live." He says. 

 

I ponder the word, stirring waves in my morning coffee. 

 

"You must live, not just survive." He emphasises quietly, lost in the passing scenery of the world outside the restaurant. 

 

A truck passes, making the almost tranquil coffee shudder. Outside, there are screams and angry shouts. Some glasses shatter in the distance as the people in the restaurant hurriedly get up to leave. 

 

He stands to his feet, cold sweat making a path from his forehead. 

 

I hold his hand, refusing to let him escape. From the corner of my eye, I notice a man in a red jacket at the window. His left hand is stretched out, carrying a pistol. 

 

We're both going to die, Kurock. 

 

I smile grimly at the confused man while he demands that I release him. The mob grows closer. 

 

Finally, I ask him a very important question. 

 

"Live, you say? What is life?" 

 

The glass to my left shatters and the world turns black.

 

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Holy hand grenades, Batman!

 

I am an angel with a shotgun and I will fight until this war's won.

 

And I am tired of this fraking mob in my fraking restaurant.

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I was about to make another surreal post, before I considered the drama awards. Who is hosting it? Where is it being hosted? Most importantly, I demand free tickets.

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If you get free tickets, can I have one? 

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For you, it'll be six, but if I gave the Lord of the void tickets, won't they just disappear?

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For you, it'll be six, but if I gave the Lord of the void tickets, won't they just disappear?

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True. So many things get lost in the endless blackness of the void. That's why I am here to lord over it, to pluck back that which is lost.

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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

 

Well ... If that is what I have to do to maintain my outlaw status ....

 

*licks doorknob*

 

For Evil!

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Erotic

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After a few google searches that I am not proud of, I can confirm that Rule 34 even applies to doorknobs ....

 

*Washes mouth with soap*

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Got some weird results upon looking into "Tongue Doorknobs"

 

Others, I'm afraid... are not safe for the forums :S

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