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Fun Fact: When Vegans drink water, they are consuming a fish'es home.

Japanese Mascots getting stuck in things: http://veln.tumblr.com/post/164417265421/k-ui-k-ui-k-ui-k-ui

and here I thought it might die this time.

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I had two fucks.

I sold three of them to my publicly listed company, using letters of credit that my brother in law opened at the bank, then executed a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that I get all four fucks back, with a tax exemption for five fucks. 

I transferred the rights to give or take the six fucks to a Cayman Island Company, which is owned by the majority shareholder (me), using an intermediary to make the transfer. The Cayman Island Company then sold the rights to the seven fucks back to my listed company. 

 

My annual report says that my company owns eight fucks, with an option on one more.

 

None of them are for you.

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