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Nobody will notice, if there is nobody left to notice. ~~ Me in Every Stealth Game Ever

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“Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires.” ― William Shakespeare, Macbeth 

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“How dreadful...to be caught up in a game and have no idea of the rules.” ― Caroline Stevermer, Sorcery & Cecelia: or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot

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I had two fucks.

I sold three of them to my publicly listed company, using letters of credit that my brother in law opened at the bank, then executed a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that I get all four fucks back, with a tax exemption for five fucks. 

I transferred the rights to give or take the six fucks to a Cayman Island Company, which is owned by the majority shareholder (me), using an intermediary to make the transfer. The Cayman Island Company then sold the rights to the seven fucks back to my listed company. 

 

My annual report says that my company owns eight fucks, with an option on one more.

 

None of them are for you.

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