Hostage Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 We live in a time when we could really use some automation for the new world, but with the old laws still in place we have to do even the dirty jobs by hand. Welcome to Special High-Intensity Testing Corporation or S.H.I.T. Corp. for short. We do the dirty work so you don't have to, from digging mud to laying pipe; you shit it, we get it. We are currently looking for contracts from other corporations, sadly our current staff is full but there might be openings in the future as we expand our operations. We have lucrative deals for early corporations who use our services, however do not be fooled we are not a slave colony trying to survive, we are simply willing to do the dirty work that most find gross and boring for a price. All work completed will be under the protection of S.H.I.T Corp, or undersigned depending on the contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybrex Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 The name alone is pretty awesome. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethys Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Welcome to the community and gl with your org love the name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuritho Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Stop SHITposting. #HahaIt'sCalledComedyMom,AndNoIt'sNotAStage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 SHIT Corp... nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasteredRed Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Neat! Will review as soon as neutron star engulfs Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDeva Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Welcome and your organization has a very interesting name. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoat Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 The question that is eating away at me is: Did you come up with the acronym first or the full name first? ------------------------------- 13 hours ago, Kuritho said: Stop SHITposting. #HahaIt'sCalledComedyMom,AndNoIt'sNotAStage My sides are hurting from laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anaximander Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Special High-Intensity Testing Corporation of Advanced Nanoformatics & DemolitionsNow that's a name I'd love to see. "Hello sir, may I talk to you about our lord and savior, the C4 plastic explosive brick?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuritho Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 20 hours ago, CaptainTwerkmotor said: Special High-Intensity Testing Corporation of Advanced Nanoformatics & DemolitionsNow that's a name I'd love to see. "Hello sir, may I talk to you about our lord and savior, the C4 plastic explosive brick?" My favorite street is C4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Who's upholding the old laws ? This is a new world my friend ... nothings given! LMAO @ SHITCAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Void Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 hehe SHIT Corp. Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hostage Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 9/9/2017 at 3:09 PM, CaptainTwerkmotor said: Special High-Intensity Testing Corporation of Advanced Nanoformatics & DemolitionsNow that's a name I'd love to see. "Hello sir, may I talk to you about our lord and savior, the C4 plastic explosive brick?" And the announcement of our R&D department was born. Thanks my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hostage Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 9/9/2017 at 2:12 AM, Stoat said: The question that is eating away at me is: Did you come up with the acronym first or the full name first? ------------------------------- My sides are hurting from laughter. I retired from the Army last year so acronyms are kinda my thing, I think it all hit me when I was on the crapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybrex Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 26 minutes ago, Hostage said: I retired from the Army last year so acronyms are kinda my thing, I think it all hit me when I was on the crapper. +1 for a fellow vet. Now the org name makes so much more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoat Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Hostage said: I retired from the Army last year so acronyms are kinda my thing, I think it all hit me when I was on the crapper. That is perfect. Nice to see you here! Good luck with the org! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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