DrFrigoPorco

Yes, another newspaper. Feeling creative while materials smelt. 

good to see some news back. We need it!!
Is there room to place DUkea adds?   People might need a Borgy Bookshelf

BREAKING: Towers are annoying, but this one new business trick has gone too far

Doctor Porco is what you might call a notorious iconoclast from the days of Landmark.  ?
 
imho he's just what this community needs right about now.
 
It is probably better to keep these all in one thread.  It makes it easier to keep up with them that way anyway.
 
It would be cool if there was a way to have these show up on a screen in game.  And update each day with a new one.  LUA masters, is this possible? 
 
 

Just made this topic to post The Howl so I don't make a ton of other posts ?‍♂️
 
BREAKING: Non-profit declares war against advertisers at Aitoth 6th

Not yet, lol....just started playing this

Ahhh so that's why you lost. You were conned into wearing no pants?  
 
 

the entire editorial team has been dipping in the scotch a little too much lately.....thanks for pointing it out! 
 

as promised...

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woof! Let's do this! lol

I stand with Alioth. Who really needs Madis anyway? A war between two planets in the safe zone! What could go wrong? I'm practicing my scowling and harsh looks.

"The Howl"? "Novian Hub"? WOW! We're gonna need our own FORUM SECTION SOON! 

Welcome back, Porco, long time no see. We missed you.
 
Careful though: as you can see, your ego is not without equal anymore around here...

BRING IT ! and GET GUUD or get Dusted

BREAKING: Alioth declares war on Madis!
You saw it first here, on The Howl!

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Dual Universe Magazine is back! (formerly Dual Universe Today). Here's the first issue. ENJOY! 

Hey Everyone! 
Goobs here  
This is all for the drama!
Dual universe is a great place to create our own content. This is supercharged!
 
Im gonna be this guys running mate. Lets get some theatre in here!!!! 

Yes, another newspaper. Feeling creative while materials smelt. 

Yes, another newspaper. Feeling creative while materials smelt. 

Spam is spam is spam. And the saddest kind of spam is poorly written, egotistical, self-propagandising spam...
 
Dafaq is a Porco anyway? Some kind of porcine? I stopped reading at "everyday". Someone who tries to self promote and publish yetdoesn't know the difference between "every day" and "everyday" should probably stick to their day job, IMO. 

Porco for President 2021

As if having some extra threads is such a freakin' inconvenience. Not like there's a mess of activity around here anyway. 
In other words, he should quit and work for Newsmax? ?