Kuritho

Will there be waifus and body pillows?

*starts furiously rick-rolling every ship*

That is some dedication.

We love you too.

Still, you must keep note that if legal action is pursued, I doubt NQ would try and save you.

Here's a full version PDF here: https://theartofwar.com/artofwar.pdf

Dope. In the Youtube video, I got recommended "ONE FOR ALL", a video by Pianta. It just has Soraka on it with colours.

Nostril Flaring: The Movie

Hey guys! You have heard of an "IMGUR ALBUM" before, right? An imgur album allows mobile users to read this without eating up more data than me trying to gain weight because I'm super depressed about my skin body of god why. So uh... use an imgur album please. Hugs and Kisses, -K

Hello folks! It's one of your Directors, John Arby. If a Director has directed you towards this, you probably thought of a "Generally Bad Idea". Depending on severity, you may find a sudden lack of will to live if you have been executed. You may be wondering, "What is a Generally Bad Idea?" In order to have a GBI, it must follow at least two (2) of this criteria: 1.) It is potentially lethal to SYN's workforce. It gets upgraded to an RFBI (defined later). 2.) It can cause undue harm to SYN's workforce or workplace. 3.) It can cause legal problems, which can be upgraded to a "Really Fucking Bad Idea", or a RFBI for short. The acronym was purposely chosen that way because it get's the FBI to our place. 4.) It can cause social harm, such as a revolt. 5.) It is cost-ineffective and will cause losses. 6.) It can cause mass-harm to the public. (Please read Section V54-Sub 7 for a definition and thresholds.) 7.) It benefits enemies, whether directly or indirectly. Execution may follow. 8.) It can cause unsavory public presence. If you find a GBI, please report it to your supervisor. Here's a list of things to do if you think of a GBI or a RFBI. 1.) Don't do that idea. 2.) Do not copulate. Doing so may result in being summarily execution for both parties. 3.) Do report yourself to a supervisor. This may be harsh, so please read and say aloud this sentence: "I pledge my soul to the SYNNERS, for they saved me, and I'll save others." If you do not feel a tingling in your skull, that'd be your implant malfunctioning. Report yourself to a supervisor. Have a nice day!

Satan, my dude. I gotta talk to you about burning people. Use a sous vide next time.

I endorse Project Torito.

If I take heroin, I don't get explosive bullets. At least I think so. BRB gotta test somethin

Welcome to Tri Galaxy! Usually, I welcome people with a shitpost. Today is the usual. Everybody asks me, "How are you such a waste of space?" To which I usually reply "gib like or repoart!" That has not happened yet, but I have dreams. I'm part of the ATV who has, in fact, only played Dual Universe for 5 minutes. Call me a reporter at IGN because I do not know how shit works. I'm testing out new profile pictures so please, somebody let me know if somebody actually likes the legendary "OwO Thonk", which has been passed down generations. My great-great-great-spiritual wolf grandmother has talked me about the legacy of the OwO and the Thonkers, which she managed to unite under one flag, the OwO Thonk. Unfortunately, some heretics tend to appropriate our name. The Thonkception, the Tri-Thonkitops, and the Thonk-isphere are just fragments of the OwO-Thonk Alliance's religion, the The Awoken ThOwOnk. You may be wondering "how does something several centuries years old talk to Kuritho?" and that's by the ritual called "DISCORDIA". DISCORDIA is a very dangerous ritual which I use very often. First, you must sacrifice a fragment of power of the universe and use a communicating device to formulate a message with digits to make digits. These digits must be spent at the speed of light via cords made of hell-sand. Please, follow the correct path and join BOO- because I may've sold my soul to them. Remember, Team AyyMD than team Shintel and their mayo TIM.

Add waifu pets. That's my idea.

Or... we do a completely revolutionary idea called: Be realistic. We aren't going to have voxel deformation due to weapons any time soon, and may never actually come. Stop your wet dreams and have real ones- likes taxes or death. The other revolutionary idea is called a shield, which they will implement.

You say me bad write? I know best write! I am best write! I write that am best write!

Yeah.

Almost every organization is bound to collapse within first several days of being in the release. Reasons: Too big to manage, which causes resource and leadership problems. Half-Senders, I'm ready to laugh at your inevitable downfall. Too many inactives Too many """rules and laws""" Not enough time to expand naturally Lack of proper leadership architecture Industrial organizations won't have proper infrastructure. Ship building organizations are going to be a complete and utter joke early game. Research organizations... just... why? Sleeper orgs: DoA. Exodus fleets need ships and materials, which cannot be supplied until several months into the game. "And they hated Jesus, for he told the truth." I know it sounds cliched and dumb, but the ashes of those orgs make actual ones. Ones that function properly. Organizations that "consume and adapt" (Like BOO, because they know how this shit works) are the proto-orgs that will survive.

Zero Two > Asuna

I have 1 warning point so far and I'm banned from the DU discord.

*giggling*

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