Dual Universe Today Magazine - A Porcocorp Media Publication

[Dominar]

"Prepare to destroy all traces of Silverlight Industries and the DUA"

Wut

 

 

[DrFrigoPorco]

Wut

 

 

No no....was having a moment. Porcocorp is here to make friends. We're the friendly corporation. 

[DrFrigoPorco]

Someone that said they were associated with your organization (DUA) made comments about my artistic abilities and you know.....

 

I can foresee a bright future for Porcocorp and the DUA. Together we will enslave the galaxy. 

[Dominar]

Someone that said they were associated with your organization (DUA) made comments about my artistic abilities and you know.....

 

I can foresee a bright future for Porcocorp and the DUA. Together we will enslave the galaxy. 

I second this. (The Ancients shall continue your Death Star construction behind the scenes...)

[DrFrigoPorco]

I second this. (The Ancients shall continue your Death Star construction behind the scenes...)

 

Excellent!!! Mua ha ha ha ha! 

[Dominar]

*Googles plans*

[DrFrigoPorco]

Peace Star.......better for marketing, and......in a way, we do bring peace to a lot of people. 

[Dominar]

In a way

[Anaximander]

Peace Star.......better for marketing, and......in a way, we do bring peace to a lot of people. 

Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V 

[DrFrigoPorco]

Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V 

 

Well said Captain.

 

People can also join us in peace, so we can bring peace to others in greater numbers. They just have to agree to put a strip club, a Tim Hortons and a few night clubs on their planet.  

 

Earth and water? No! Triple Triple coffee and a lap dance.  

[Anaximander]

Yes, and people can also join us in peace, so we can bring peace to others in greater numbers. They just have to agree to put a strip club, a Tim Hortons and a few night clubs on their planet.  

 

Earth and water? No! Triple Triple coffee and a lap dance.  

Too much Canada, ey?

[DrFrigoPorco]

Too much Canada, ey?

 

Who doesn't like strippers and Timmy's coffee? Cornerstone of the universe. 

[Vyz Ejstu]

Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V 

"Much more like Rest in Pieces. Poor, poor enemies of PorcoCorp..."

[Dominar]

Well now, strippers and coffee? Afraid I don't do either

[Cybrex]

Well now, strippers and coffee? Afraid I don't do either

I'm more of a "Hookers and Blow" kinda guy myself.

[Vyz Ejstu]

Well now, strippers and coffee? Afraid I don't do either

"I do strippers, not coffee--I meant coffee, not strippers. Bloody autocomplete!"

[Kiklix]

Who doesn't like strippers and Timmy's coffee? Cornerstone of the universe. 

 

 

I'd rather start a fire in the fireplace, cozy up with my girlfriend, and sip a mug of hot tea or hot chocolate.

[Vyz Ejstu]

I'd rather start a fire in the fireplace, cozy up with my girlfriend, and sip a mug of hot tea or hot chocolate.

"We are not alone."

[DrFrigoPorco]

I'm more of a "Hookers and Blow" kinda guy myself.

You will love our homes of ill repute then, each room comes complete with personalized cocaine mirrors and golden leaf rolling papers. The girls are great too. 

[DrFrigoPorco]

There are those who like seedy strip bars, chicken ranches, drug houses, coffee shops and night clubs......and there are those that don't. This is kinda what we were talking about earlier in the post. I don't want to use words like 'extermination' of those with different ideas......but you all get the point. 

[Astrophil]

You will love our homes of ill repute then, each room comes complete with personalized cocaine mirrors and golden leaf rolling papers. The girls are great too. 

 

Oh good. I'll take a timeshare for one of them.

[DrFrigoPorco]

Oh good. I'll take a timeshare for one of them.

 

Astrophil, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Please deposit the 4 million Universal Credits into the 5 foreign bank accounts I provided and we will even name one of the 'pleasure palaces' after you. Thank you for doing business with Porcocorp. There will be 2 young ladies knocking on your door in about 15 min as a thank you. 

[DrFrigoPorco]

[DrFrigoPorco]

I will analyze the data further and discover who is behind this. One of the corporations listed here is responsible. 

[DrFrigoPorco]

I do have a feeling that my nuclear weapon sales are about to go through the roof very soon though. No war......also means....no Dual Universe. Anyone need anything before I raise my prices?