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  1. Let's state the facts: -Nukes make the bigger org even more heavily favoured in battles. -It could allow a smaller org to blow up an entire city with thousands hours of work (and yes, the argument that "they should've defended" is a bad one). -People will be turned off by the game if we have WMDs. Now, you guys think that Dual Universe is a hyper-realistic physics simulator. No, it's not. It's a game. If DU adds these, I'll create the Church of Atom. Of course, Novaquark is pretty smart so they'll never add nukes.
  2. Is this a hidden episode of that one bunny-girl anime?
  3. I'm just dumb, and people put up with me @Anonymous. You'll be fine.
  4. The lore here is, not going to lie, bad. Like, really bad. The canon is that we went away from Earth because of a angry star. That's it. The fanfiction consists of me, who writes shitty unrelated things, and other people who write circlejerks of their own organization.
  5. Please, do not pop people's fantasy bubbles on the forums. They will be wrong, but in their mind they're always right.
  6. Welcome to your own personalized hell. If you look to your left, you'll see people being tortured by accidentially stepping in water with fresh shocks. To your right, the classic force-reading of bad Twilight fan fiction. Jerry got a raise for thinking of that. And to the front, you'll see it. People waiting for things that'll never come until you don't care about it anymore. That's where you are. Star Citizen, Dual Universe, Age of Empires 4.
  7. I'd love this feature, but it is virtually impossible. If you don't know why, it's impossible because it is. /end
  8. CaptainTwerkmotor was slain by the gods. I mourn his death, yet he still roams this world. And typing in "ye olde" is incredibly boring.
  9. I have awoken this ancient spirit to once again haunt the forums! I command thee to admit I am a beautiful foxgirl!
  10. How does one make a 26 minute long video of pure, tangible boringness without going insane?
  11. Any server that uses mee6 is bad. I can't post any battle chickens from pixiv.
  12. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. 

    1. Mod-Meldrik


      This is not necessary @Kuritho. Spamming like this, only takes away from the important reports. Don't do it, just a friendly reminder :)

    2. Kuritho


      Oh. This is a report thing. My bad.

  13. I guess some relics are best left untouched.

    1. Anonymous


      And yet people seem to like touching them anyway, awakening them from slumber, unleashing them upon the world...

    2. Kuritho


      So you'll post again?

    3. Anonymous


      If I have something worth contributing, definitely!


      It's all voxels and build stuff atm for the most part, so aside from creative writing, I'm not likely to say much. Trying to keep my general opinions about everything in life to myself. :) I seem to piss people off a lot less that way. ?


  14. In MMOs, there's one true universal principle: the strong lives, the weak adapts. When everyone's ships are getting pillaged, I'll be sure to be a pillager.
  15. Welcome to Dual Universe! Here's a tip in internet safety, courtesy of Kuritho. -Don't give out any real information. You've already narrowed down the search to just a few people. -Even if it is fake information, you should avoid doing it on NQ's forums as JC's holy light will render liar's flesh burnt. Take care!
  16. Hey dude, you're the reason we disable Wonder victories on Age of Empires.
  17. Love your comment Lethys. Architect, you did think before you posted, right? We cannot predict the future, and if somebody here can, tell me the fucking lotto numbers.
  18. We know you're excited, but I'd refrain from making 'blog posts' on the forums. Maybe post it was a status topic?
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