DrFrigoPorco

Astrophil, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Please deposit the 4 million Universal Credits into the 5 foreign bank accounts I provided and we will even name one of the 'pleasure palaces' after you. Thank you for doing business with Porcocorp. There will be 2 young ladies knocking on your door in about 15 min as a thank you. 

Astrophil, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Please deposit the 4 million Universal Credits into the 5 foreign bank accounts I provided and we will even name one of the 'pleasure palaces' after you. Thank you for doing business with Porcocorp. There will be 2 young ladies knocking on your door in about 15 min as a thank you. 

Oh good. I'll take a timeshare for one of them.

A new media publication by Porcocorp. 
 
Dual Universe Today Magazine
 

 

 

You will love our homes of ill repute then, each room comes complete with personalized cocaine mirrors and golden leaf rolling papers. The girls are great too. 

I'm more of a "Hookers and Blow" kinda guy myself.

Who doesn't like strippers and Timmy's coffee? Cornerstone of the universe. 

Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V 

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Someone that said they were associated with your organization (DUA) made comments about my artistic abilities and you know.....
 
I can foresee a bright future for Porcocorp and the DUA. Together we will enslave the galaxy. 

New Issue #3
 

I seriously am hoping you continue to post new ones for a very, very long time. When the game launches, we're going to need this

I've been busy this week, I'll have another issue out soon. Thanks for the support.  And of course I like all my own posts......I am Dr. Frigo Porco. 

I think this is fantastic, the pictures are awesome!

I was quite surprised to find that Extraterrestrials could possibly make up 60% of the development team... :-0

Entertainer and funny as always Frigo. Hilarious that you Like all your own posts as well. Glad you moved here too [from LM].

LOL!
 
On a more serious note though, I checked out the Facebook page for Dual Universe and it's pretty cool, but there doesn't appear to be a DU Group.  The advantage of groups on Facebook is that all of the members get notified every time there's an update.  I can set one up if it's OK with the devs... 

This is quite genius. I'm loving it!

We are not a hoax.

A new media publication by Porcocorp. 
 
Dual Universe Today Magazine