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Recent divisive and irresponsable actions of president Porco lead to widespread protests in tribal areas of Madistan. Local people who hold Phallus as most holy symbol (along with Salt) were deeply offended by so called "Dick Measuring Contest" organized by Porco. Desert shamans burned president effigies, crowds filled squares and streets in bitter anger and resentment, holding anti-porcan and anti-aliothian banners, chanting religious and patriotic songs.

 

Betwen protesting madistani we see large groups of MLF (Madistan Liberation Front) resistance fighers, mostly from groups lead by brigadier general personality_matrix and prophet gentry -- their idealized portraits used by their men as shoulder patches.

 

Young warrior with brand new Hyperion-made rail-rifle steps forward, his eyes burning with anger:

 

- May coward Porco know, this perverted dog, that we make ground burn under his feet! Justice will be done, six pillars of hell crush upon him. By Salt allmighty! Madistan!

 

- Madistan! Madistan! -- other warriors join in mighty roar, raising their weapons. Some start to fire in skies passionatly, wasting a lot of ammo.

 

 

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