Kuritho

"The Truth is a standpoint, a Fact is the Undeniable Standpoint"

Cybrex? More like CYILLUMINATI

DACs are lethal drugs- once you take them you always need them.

"I write stupid quotes all day I stole from the internet" -White Moms

Chel-lion-Hell-Bunny is a weird game. You play a Lion Bunny from hell. My friend made it so...

Rimworld DUAL UNIVERSE Scenario coming out soon!

Taco Cat

Cheeki Breeki my friends!

How do cockroaches die from a boot but can survive a nuclear holocaust in a supernova?

It is physically impossible to have unlimited power; Energy cannot be created.

If two fish eat each other, which one wins?

When a yawn becomes your inner-pornstar moan and now you you detention.

My bumhole is resistant to spicy food.

Casul Scum! Fucking tonkor PU55I! -Tenno

Thinking of erotic fanfictions of Kefir. #Janitor #Kefir #ThisIsWhyYou'reAJanitor,Kefir

stoopid casuls. minermaxx will never knew trueeeeee powa

congrats @ 420 likes

Making fun of somebody's hands is a touchy subject

Learn the differences between your and you're. "Your fucking stupid" means you are sexually harassing Stupid. "You're fucking stupid" means you're very fucking stupid.

Stop calling people "fucking dumb". We don't want them to reproduce.

Sweet Dream's is a great song.

Just had a horrible dream. I broke-down like a child. I never want a dream like it again.

Eating spicy foooood

If I sneeze with my eyes open, will they fall out? More importantly, if I cough with my mouth closed, do I implode?

Has u rekt Twerkmotor boi?