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Kuritho

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  1. Dual Universe Memes: Do not google and scroll too far.

  2. Eating spicy foooood

  3. GET THESE FUCKING BEES OUT OF MY TEETH!

  4. Has u rekt Twerkmotor boi?

  5. Hopefully Warden gets Alpha Team access.

  6. How do cockroaches die from a boot but can survive a nuclear holocaust in a supernova?

  7. I deem the Bean of Jeanny to not glean any Jean-Beans.

  8. I love some of you guys/gals. Except for Kawaii Potato.

  9. I wonder if there is any Dual Universe memes.

  10. If I sneeze with my eyes open, will they fall out? More importantly, if I cough with my mouth closed, do I implode?

  11. If two fish eat each other, which one wins?

    1. Leonis

      Leonis

      none. everybody will die.

  12. If you're homosexual to homosexuals... wat.

  13. It is physically impossible to have unlimited power; Energy cannot be created.

  14. Just got 500 posts. Noice.

  15. Just had a horrible dream. I broke-down like a child. I never want a dream like it again.

  16. Learn the differences between your and you're. "Your fucking stupid" means you are sexually harassing Stupid. "You're fucking stupid" means you're very fucking stupid.

  17. Lol got accepted into alpha team vanguard. Lol

  18. Making fun of somebody's hands is a touchy subject

  19. MSG isn't dangerous.

  20. My bumhole is resistant to spicy food.

  21. Never watching a zombie movie again. Im spooked.

  22. Rimworld DUAL UNIVERSE Scenario coming out soon!

  23. stoopid casuls. minermaxx will never knew trueeeeee powa

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