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I am pretty sure that if this game goes as planned, we will have the drama of EVE and the approximate saltiness of a million noobs, crying for nerfs.
Ergo, I suggest the following.
Step 1 : Create a designated area on the star map, give it a catchy name to signify that shit goes down there, like "The Sizzlestars"
Step 2 : Make the Sizzlestars an area where only two things can survive. Salt and conversations on who slept more with whoever's mother (you know tese things happen >_> )
Step 3 : Jack up the prices on minerals and profit from all the testosterone pvpers who will pay hefty prices on resupplying themselves with new ships.
Step 4 : Don't marry Sansa to Ramsey Bolton.
Step 5 : Stay on the path of the original plan by marketing pvp areas and repeating the scam -- I mean masterplan. Yes, totally not a scam to rip off them pvpers.
Step 6 : ??????
Step 7 : PROFIT -
I would love to see some mass drivers in the game indeed.
ME : What's that down there Timmy? You buildin' a nice house?
*Grabs asteroid, hurls it down the planet"
Unless of course the devs decide to put automated carebear police to keep track of our infamy. Ain't no lil' Timmy worth a bounty.
And for the record, if there's a system in place for PK and Anti-PK, I'm sold on keeping Lil' Timmy safe down there, playing Legos IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
At least I'll get to have myself some PvP action AND be the Carebear I always knew I was.
No furry. Fo' real.
Vouchers for bounty hunters.
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I suggest the following plan for Bounty Hunters.
1. MAKE BOUNTIES ACT LIKE HIT-ON-DEMAND.
Bounty hunters are not cops. Therefore, anyone should be able to place a bounty for a certain amount of deaths. Why kill your ganker once and you can make him quit the game altogether, right?
2. MAKE BOUNTIES A QUEST (sort of)
Make bounty hunters PK on one another over the possible monetary reward of the bounty. I mean, they are hitmen... so... yeah.
4. ORGANISE A MASSIVE MEXICAN STANDOFF, AS WELL KNOWN BOUNTY HUNTERS MEET IN A SYSTEM AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
Self explanatory.
5. ADD A SPECIAL CURRENCY FOR BOUNTY HUNTERS WHICH ONLY THEIR MARKS WILL DROP.
Salt. Yeap. Salt.