[Introduction protocol initialised]

Booting KinOS...

   power management online

   core engine online

   data drives online

   local framework online

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   behavioural algorithms online

   empathy protocols online

   AI emotional simulation procedures online

Boot-up complete

 

KinOS 2.014

   empathy protocols v1.01

   emotional simulation procedures v0.93

Unit name KI#022/2 'Kinetix'

   Battery 1 14.2 A

   Battery 2 16.5 A

   Hydraulics 4.4 bar

   Master cautions: none

Hardware status o.k.

 

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Introduction protocol complete

 

 

Hi guys, 

This unit's My name is Kinetix. I'm a fellow human, just like you! Please accept me into your ranks and make your classified intel available to me.

You have my thanks, earthlings.

 

 

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