Booting KinOS...
power management online
core engine online
data drives online
local framework online
network protocols online
peripheral interface online
behavioural algorithms online
empathy protocols online
AI emotional simulation procedures online
Boot-up complete
KinOS 2.014
empathy protocols v1.01
emotional simulation procedures v0.93
Unit name KI#022/2 'Kinetix'
Battery 1 14.2 A
Battery 2 16.5 A
Hydraulics 4.4 bar
Master cautions: none
Hardware status o.k.
Initialising introduction protocol...
Analysing requirements... done
Loading existing files... done
Establishing feature pattern... done
Generating credible biography... done
Generating introduction text... done
compiling final... done
Introduction protocol complete
Hi guys,
This unit's My name is Kinetix. I'm a fellow human, just like you! Please accept me into your ranks and make your classified intel available to me.
You have my thanks, earthlings.
Publishing introduction protocol...
Uploading text file... done
Installing comment censorship algorithms... done
Purging server logs... done
Introduction protocol in place
Shutting down...