Dominar Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "Prepare to destroy all traces of Silverlight Industries and the DUA" Wut DrFrigoPorco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 Wut No no....was having a moment. Porcocorp is here to make friends. We're the friendly corporation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 Someone that said they were associated with your organization (DUA) made comments about my artistic abilities and you know..... I can foresee a bright future for Porcocorp and the DUA. Together we will enslave the galaxy. Dominar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominar Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Someone that said they were associated with your organization (DUA) made comments about my artistic abilities and you know..... I can foresee a bright future for Porcocorp and the DUA. Together we will enslave the galaxy. I second this. (The Ancients shall continue your Death Star construction behind the scenes...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted July 28, 2016 Author Share Posted July 28, 2016 I second this. (The Ancients shall continue your Death Star construction behind the scenes...) Excellent!!! Mua ha ha ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominar Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 *Googles plans* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 Peace Star.......better for marketing, and......in a way, we do bring peace to a lot of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominar Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 In a way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Peace Star.......better for marketing, and......in a way, we do bring peace to a lot of people. Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V DrFrigoPorco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V Well said Captain. People can also join us in peace, so we can bring peace to others in greater numbers. They just have to agree to put a strip club, a Tim Hortons and a few night clubs on their planet. Earth and water? No! Triple Triple coffee and a lap dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Yes, and people can also join us in peace, so we can bring peace to others in greater numbers. They just have to agree to put a strip club, a Tim Hortons and a few night clubs on their planet. Earth and water? No! Triple Triple coffee and a lap dance. Too much Canada, ey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 Too much Canada, ey? Who doesn't like strippers and Timmy's coffee? Cornerstone of the universe. Anaximander 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Of course. After all, it's Rest In Peace, not Rest In Death :V "Much more like Rest in Pieces. Poor, poor enemies of PorcoCorp..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominar Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Well now, strippers and coffee? Afraid I don't do either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybrex Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Well now, strippers and coffee? Afraid I don't do either I'm more of a "Hookers and Blow" kinda guy myself. DrFrigoPorco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Well now, strippers and coffee? Afraid I don't do either "I do strippers, not coffee--I meant coffee, not strippers. Bloody autocomplete!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiklix Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Who doesn't like strippers and Timmy's coffee? Cornerstone of the universe. I'd rather start a fire in the fireplace, cozy up with my girlfriend, and sip a mug of hot tea or hot chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I'd rather start a fire in the fireplace, cozy up with my girlfriend, and sip a mug of hot tea or hot chocolate. "We are not alone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 I'm more of a "Hookers and Blow" kinda guy myself. You will love our homes of ill repute then, each room comes complete with personalized cocaine mirrors and golden leaf rolling papers. The girls are great too. Astrophil and Xorkil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 There are those who like seedy strip bars, chicken ranches, drug houses, coffee shops and night clubs......and there are those that don't. This is kinda what we were talking about earlier in the post. I don't want to use words like 'extermination' of those with different ideas......but you all get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophil Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 You will love our homes of ill repute then, each room comes complete with personalized cocaine mirrors and golden leaf rolling papers. The girls are great too. Oh good. I'll take a timeshare for one of them. DrFrigoPorco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 Oh good. I'll take a timeshare for one of them. Astrophil, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Please deposit the 4 million Universal Credits into the 5 foreign bank accounts I provided and we will even name one of the 'pleasure palaces' after you. Thank you for doing business with Porcocorp. There will be 2 young ladies knocking on your door in about 15 min as a thank you. Kongou and Astrophil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 Xorkil, DrFrigoPorco, Cybrex and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 I will analyze the data further and discover who is behind this. One of the corporations listed here is responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrigoPorco Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 I do have a feeling that my nuclear weapon sales are about to go through the roof very soon though. No war......also means....no Dual Universe. Anyone need anything before I raise my prices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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