DarkTemplar Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Another forum game for us to spam our post count up on. For those that haven't played, rules are simple There is a hill. For reasons unkown, everyone, including you, want it. So your job is to attempt to take over the hill. 1) You can use any method you want to take over the hill. 2) Try not to repeat what you've already done/what others have done. 3) Negate the defences of the previous King/Queen's hill before declearing ownership I'm King of the Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSchiz Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I climbed up .... I pushed you down ... you went a-tumblin' ... I claimed the safe zone and .... I'm King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethys Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 With mysterious pirate powers I call upon the sky and a small asteroid kills you. I'm king now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Void Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I mine the asteroid and sell the minerals, amassing a small fortune. I then use that money to buy the land rights to the hill, and hire mercenaries to evict you. I'm the King of the Hill now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I mine the asteroid and sell the minerals, amassing a small fortune. I then use that money to buy the land rights to the hill, and hire mercenaries to evict you. I'm the King of the Hill now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Step 1) : Call in a tactical Hydrogan Bomb.Step 2) : Find a new hill.Step 3) : Repeat the process until there's no Hill left to King over. DaSchiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjacobean Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Step 1) : Call in a tactical Hydrogan Bomb. Step 2) : Find a new hill. Step 3) : Repeat the process until there's no Hill left to King over. stand on a hill created by the craters of the blast, I am now the king of the hill edit: you also run out of fission/fusion material, no more bombs DaSchiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 stand on a hill created by the craters of the blast, I am now the king of the hill edit: you also run out of fission/fusion material, no more bombs Nope. By that point I'll have eliminated al lthe competition, so there won't be a need for any further bombs, so it's win-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjacobean Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Nope. By that point I'll have eliminated al lthe competition, so there won't be a need for any further bombs, so it's win-win. I survive due to time travel I am the king of the hill DaSchiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underhand Aerial Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1)I show Chuck Norris the hill.2)Chuck Norris is now King of the Hill DaSchiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I survive due to time travel I am the king of the hill Time Travel? I'm The Captain, 102617454th cousin to The Doctor. I am King of the Hill by default. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjacobean Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Time Travel? I'm The Captain, 102617454th cousin to The Doctor. I am King of the Hill by default. I was thinking that number was somehow mathematically significant, damn you twerk! I hack the simulated reality we live in to make you exist no longer! I also hack in a throne on the hill, sit on it, and become the King of the Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 " I pull the plug of your internet. Leaving you lost in the misleading virtual reality you think you exist in. Breaking your servers, I leave you in a loop of deep sleep. All that's done, I assume the lotus position on the craters of the hill. The wind blows gently under the grey sky. Peace, be still. I am the King of the Hill. " Kuritho and Kurock 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjacobean Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 " I pull the plug of your internet. Leaving you lost in the misleading virtual reality you think you exist in. Breaking your servers, I leave you in a loop of deep sleep. All that's done, I assume the lotus position on the craters of the hill. The wind blows gently under the grey sky. Peace, be still. I am the King of the Hill. " I achieve enlightenment through deep sleep and finally return to my 'real' body through realisation that this world is not real. I walk up to the hill and sit beside you, free of unbalance. I am now the watcher of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I achieve enlightenment through deep sleep and finally return to my 'real' body through realisation that this world is not real. I walk up to the hill and sit beside you, free of unbalance. I am now the watcher of the hill " I wish for neither fame nor power. All life is held in balance. You are welcome, Watcher of the Hill. Let us both strive to keep the balance. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophil Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 " I wish for neither fame nor power. All life is held in balance. You are welcome, Watcher of the Hill. Let us both strive to keep the balance. " I tickle your nose with a feather. You sneeze. You have lost your balance. Aetherios fell down the hill. I am now King of the Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I tickle your nose with a feather. You sneeze. You have lost your balance. Aetherios fell down the hill. I am now King of the Hill. " Oh, my, my. I did say all life is held in balance, did I not? Well, balance means enough of shadows to stem the light. Enough of white to counter the black. I walk up to you, smiling gleefully and hurl you down the hill. But, I do not want the hill as much as I want you to achieve Zen. I jog down to you, and force you into the Lotus position. "Be quiet, child and learn." I tell you. "Let them fight each other to exhaustion, and then take the hill. Till then, young one, meditate!" I smack your back and meditate beside you: keeping a watchful eye on both you and the Watcher of the Hill. mrjacobean is the King of the Hill. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophil Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 " Oh, my, my. I did say all life is held in balance, did I not? Well, balance means enough of shadows to stem the light. Enough of white to counter the black. I walk up to you, smiling gleefully and hurl you down the hill. But, I do not want the hill as much as I want you to achieve Zen. I jog down to you, and force you into the Lotus position. "Be quiet, child and learn." I tell you. "Let them fight each other to exhaustion, and then take the hill. Till then, young one, meditate!" I smack your back and meditate beside you: keeping a watchful eye on both you and the Watcher of the Hill. mrjacobean is the King of the Hill. " You are allergic to cats. Astro the Cat God induces more sneezing. I climb the hill to join mrjacobean. We are Kings of the Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 " Ah, cats. Quite the contrary, I am not allergic to cats, but love them. I watch you both with a knowing smile. Every rose has its thorns. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atmosph3rik Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 So everyone is just going to spam the shit out of the forums until we have something to play? There is no reward for top post count guys. Just ask twerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyz Ejstu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 So everyone is just going to spam the shit out of the forums until we have something to play? There is no reward for top post count guys. Just ask twerk. " It's creative fun, Atmosp3rik and this kind of idea is quite common in Forums with a suitable number of creative people. We write awkward or interesting things and pass the ball. You are not required to write or participate in here, but a sentence or two will certainly not hurt anyone. The thread and the King of the Hill might get more complex, interesting or it might just fade out into obscurity. However, despite all you have noted, I would still like to see you add in here, whether or not you will, is up to you. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I was thinking that number was somehow mathematically significant, damn you twerk! I hack the simulated reality we live in to make you exist no longer! I also hack in a throne on the hill, sit on it, and become the King of the Hill. By the power of Greyskull, I become e-Man and I break the trone :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atmosph3rik Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 " It's creative fun, Atmosp3rik and this kind of idea is quite common in Forums with a suitable number of creative people. We write awkward or interesting things and pass the ball. You are not required to write or participate in here, but a sentence or two will certainly not hurt anyone. The thread and the King of the Hill might get more complex, interesting or it might just fade out into obscurity. However, despite all you have noted, I would still like to see you add in here, whether or not you will, is up to you. " These games are fine. It's the people abusing them and the rest of the forum that i'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrophil Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 These games are fine. It's the people abusing them and the rest of the forum that i'm talking about. The Kings of the Hill decrees that Atmosph3rik be exiled from the Kingdom of the Hill for high treason. DaSchiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhara Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 " Ah, cats. Quite the contrary, I am not allergic to cats, but love them. I watch you both with a knowing smile. Every rose has its thorns. " I send in my mighty war dogs to chase off the cats, their wards and their gods. I am now King of the Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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